If you're curious about my title, then stay tuned until the end (or just scroll down if you're that interested) and I shall let you in on the title that I would never write out of the blue.
But first, I must write my ode to Cardona. No, it's not an actual ode, but her blog post wasn't a love letter to Orwell so boom, roasted. A primero (yay for using my spanish transitioning skills), my favorite of the links she posted on her post was the Oatmeal link that led me into some terrible valentines cards that I might just end up giving to my boyfriend...I hope he doesn't expect me to be cutesy, because I don't do cutesy. Not very well at least.
Anyway, Cardona has assigned a free topic blogpost. And yes, I'm doing it even though class is over. Call me a dork, but hey, shoot me. Open topic? Well allow me to be sappy and talk about how much I'll miss this class (even though is killed me a little inside.)
Mrs. Cardona, I've complained about your class to my parents and my friends more than any other class. Even AP Euro. And let me tell you, I hated that class. It sucked. The assignments in AP comp sucked and I would have cried a million times about my grades if I were one ounce more emotional than I am. Thank god I have some tough skin. But honestly, as much as it took over my life and made me feel bad about myself on occassion, it was a real experience. I learned SO much from this class that I feel like I can carry on into other things, other classes, jobs, blogging. As far as you go, you're that teacher that everyone knows is a tough grader and expects a lot out of her students, but you're also that teacher that everyone loves and respects as a teacher because you actually TEACH us things, and you make class fun, and you have a personality, and you're sarcastic, and you don't sugarcoat things just because you're a teacher and you need to be nice to the children. It's cool, and you've made it onto my favorite teachers of all time list (as if you care.) Sorry for being sappy and praising you; you're probably sitting at your computer feeling incredibly awkward (and hopefully proud/happy) because of this confession of love for your class. Thank you for everything you taught us and did for us.
Now, for my title.
"spanking your wife" trust me, I'm just as surprised and weirded out as you are by this title. I had nothing to do with it, I swear. When I logged onto blogger on my friend's computer (because I check it on my phone every two seconds and saw that Mrs. Cardona has assigned a blog post) and I clicked the title box, "spanking your wife" was the first thing that came up..can you say awkward? My friend claims that she has no idea what that is from or why it is there, but I have my doubts.
"killing computers" First off, can we just get rid of internet explorer? Let's kill it and burry it in some deep hole that no one can find it in, because it sucks, it's terrible, and I hate it. Internet explorer is the only web browser that my friend has on her computer (I know, she's stupid) and while I was typing this blog post, a message came up saying that internet explorer had stopped responding and needed to restart, getting rid of all my typing. Thanks. And to top it off, when I was typing it up a second time, the fricking computer had to restart and update. Screw you, computer. Screw you. I almost gave up, but I just couldn't abandon this blogging assignment.
Okay, I'm off to actually do something with my day off because I look like a loser sitting here on a Friday. On my blog. For school. For an assignment. For a class that I'm not even in anymore. Gosh I'm so cool. Okay. Really now, I'm leaving. Have a fantastic weekend!
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